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A jobless man applied for d position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning d floor as a test. "u are employed" he said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start".
The man replied "But I don't ve a computer, neither an email."
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not
exist and who doesn't exist, cannot have d job."
The man left with no hope at all.
He didn't know wat to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to d supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.
In less than 2 hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.
Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. Wen the conversation was concluded, d broker asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email ". The broker answered curiously, "You don't av an email, and yet av succeeded to build an empire.
Can u imagine what you could have been if you had an email? !!"
The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft! "
Moral of the story
1. No one qualification is d solution to ur life.
2. U may not av wat they need, but U'av all u need to succeed
3. If you received dis msg by email, you are probably already an office boy/girl &
not any close to being a Billionaire., Cheers and stay real, Do not forward dis post back to me, I'm closing all my mail n facebook & goin to sell tomatoes.
I laugh so hard to this one.
Thank you so much for this.
Lovin u seriously...
Good one
This man is so so jobless.If he doesn't find a good job can't he move over to a burial ground to become the watchman