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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: joker on Mar 22, 2012, 05:00 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Before and After Marriage
Post by: joker on Mar 22, 2012, 05:00 AM
   
BEFORE MARRIAGE.....

HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No! Don't even think about it!

SHE: Do you love me?

HE: Of course! Over and over.

SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?

HE: No! Why are you even asking?

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE:Every chance I get.

SHE: Will you hit me?

HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes

SHE: Darling!

...............AFTER MARRIAGE

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Title: Re: Funny Joke: Before and After Marriage
Post by: Emmy Baba on Apr 24, 2012, 05:22 PM
It would have been nice to read the couple's conversation after marriage. :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Before and After Marriage
Post by: Pricyp on May 06, 2012, 08:20 PM
dis is nyc, kip it up ;)
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Post by: Shola sholaz on Jun 08, 2012, 04:23 AM
That is very correct.Every marriage is sweet BEFORE, but after, *hisses*
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jun 09, 2012, 11:03 AM
It's a Joke but it also happens in reality.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 04, 2012, 08:12 PM
Creative one.
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Post by: Folami David on Sep 18, 2012, 01:33 AM
Those that rush into marriage are tendencied to rush out.There is no two way about it.That is how we met it
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 18, 2012, 05:16 PM
My own marriage will not be like this o i pray
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