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There was a little any in church.
He had to go to the bathroom, "Mommy, I have to urinate."
The mother said, "Son don't say urinate in church. Next time you have to urinate, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.
The next Sunday, the little boy was sitting by his father this time and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told is father, "Daddy I have to whisper."
The father said, "Ok, here, whisper in my ear. The little boy now urinated in dad's ear.
Poor dad.he did not know what had happened with the boy previously.He just replied him like that