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A guy walk into a restaurant and order for a drink.
Suddenly, he realized that he desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so he timed himself to gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. When he finished his coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at him....
Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.