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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: emezico on Mar 29, 2012, 07:14 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors in bed
Post by: emezico on Mar 29, 2012, 07:14 PM
After 20 years of marriage, Mr and Mrs Akpors were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the tv.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice,

'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'

Akpors replied, 'I found the remote'. LOL
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Post by: Pricyp on May 06, 2012, 05:24 PM
hahaha.............dat woman has suffered......lmao ;D
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 01, 2012, 01:11 AM
Lmao stupid akpos!
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jun 02, 2012, 02:08 PM
Mr akpos is a funny man.
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jun 11, 2012, 12:11 AM
Akpos is just an idiot.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jun 12, 2012, 06:36 PM
hahahaha funny akpors, just continue to make us laugh.
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Post by: Olusimple on Jun 12, 2012, 11:18 PM
Heeeeey! Omo, akpors na big fuck up image o!! U cn imagin d emotion of dt woman!!!
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 13, 2012, 06:46 PM
Stupid akpos.
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 13, 2012, 07:20 PM
He is a comedian.
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Post by: Mercy esther on Jun 13, 2012, 07:25 PM
Akpos is just a heart breaker.
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 04, 2012, 03:00 AM
Foolish , Stupid and Mad Akpos.
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 05:57 AM
so funny
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Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Aug 03, 2012, 12:27 AM
Getting married to akpos was a very bad move from the onset.sleeping on the same bed with him is another mistake you should never allow to happen if you want to have a peaceful home.
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Aug 03, 2012, 12:33 AM
this akpos is a very hard to understand man.he is always stupid one way or the other.he needs to be checked quickly.
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Post by: MR JOKE on Aug 22, 2012, 08:08 PM
Akpos is never serious with everything.he is such an unserious rabbit.if you want to do something serious,don't bother to go to him at all.
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Post by: Semiauto03 on Sep 30, 2012, 10:55 PM
jeeez!! he took her to the top and let her fall down HARD
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Post by: Ahaotu Ugochukwu on Sep 30, 2012, 11:21 PM
Mr. Akpors is such a wimp...starving the wife from a long felt pleasure
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 01, 2012, 12:05 AM
Marrying him in the first place was a great mistake
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Post by: pugo on Oct 05, 2012, 02:23 PM
Akpors name is sorry. Their on things is always different
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 25, 2012, 03:48 PM
So Akpos too can afford a bed?
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 25, 2012, 06:22 PM
What a funny conversation