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Title: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: emezico on Mar 29, 2012, 07:22 PM
A couple never fought in 25 years.

A friend asked: How did you make it possible?

Husband: Well, after our wedding, we went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down.

She got up and patted the horse's back and said, "this is your 1st time."

After a while, it happened again and my wife said, "this your 2nd time."

When it happened 3rd time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse..!

I shouted, "You PSYCHO, you killed the horse!"

She gave me a grave look and said, "this is your 1st time!"

And since then, we are a happy couple forever. :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: raphokeke on Apr 13, 2012, 03:25 PM
So the man was afraid not to be shut like the horse. Lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: emezico on Apr 13, 2012, 04:35 PM
Quote from: raphokeke on Apr 13, 2012, 03:25 PM
So the man was afraid not to be shut like the horse. Lol

You are on point! :)
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Amynwan on Sep 26, 2012, 09:46 AM
the man no wan die hahahahhahahhaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Sunexx360 on Sep 26, 2012, 11:06 AM
Because the man really value his life
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Olisa on Sep 26, 2012, 12:08 PM
Hahaha,the man should have repeated it three time and be sent to his early grave
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 26, 2012, 09:55 PM
the man respected himself quickly.i laugh to this o
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 26, 2012, 10:00 PM
Lwkm for here o.What did we expect the man to do.They have to live happily forever of course
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Tina lawrence on Nov 06, 2012, 05:03 PM
Never fought for 25 years? Good record!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 07, 2012, 11:34 AM
Hmmm..what a comfortable family to be in.Lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Tina lawrence on Nov 13, 2012, 12:37 AM
This is so funny!!! Laughing out loud
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Folami David on Apr 04, 2013, 06:24 PM
No quarell must happen else it wont be funny at all. It is what i expect to happen. It would be a very hillarious home
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: Shola Sholaz on May 15, 2013, 11:35 PM
The fight was never going to happen after this scenario. I don't really expect the fight to happen in years to come.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Married couple who never fought in 25 years
Post by: femifemzy3 on Jan 02, 2014, 01:02 PM
And 25 years is still a small thing if he want to compare it to how man more years they go without quarelling. LoL