Mrs Akpors whispered to her 3 daughters after their wedding, "My beauties, don't forget to text me your experience of the first night..."
After 1 week, the 1st. daughter sent an sms "NESCAFE" to the Mum, while the 2nd text "BENSON & HEDGES".
The Mum, bemused by the messages, picked her tin of Nescafe and read from the label, "fantastic till the last drop".
She also went to her hubby's packet of cigarette, written on it was, "Extra Long, King size"...
She blushed!
For their age, she wasn't much worried but decided to wait for her 3rd daughter experience.
After a few days, she received a PostCard which was written "Arik: Lagos-Kano".
She quickly called ARIK Air Information Desk and was told, "It's 3 times daily, 7 days a week and 75 minutes flight both ways".
Presently, Mrs Akpors is yet to quick recovery from COMA. :D
Very funny! That is a dying run!
The husband wicked oooo
Anything akpos is always funny.
nawaa o, she better run quickly before she got killed
She has died ooo
She has died ooooo
the daughters ar funny.
Mrs akpos has died ooo
i feel this.
Marriage na for better for worse. They don enter be that oooo.
It would have been a brilliant if she told her children to wait.especially the last one.so sad for her now
Akpos must have offended that man before,so he is visiting the father's sin on the daughter