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Title: Funny Joke: Albert Einstein's Chauffeur
Post by: emezico on Mar 29, 2012, 09:55 PM
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.

One night as they were driving to yet another dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks and manner) that he was tired of speech-making.

"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times, I'll bet I could give it for you."

Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room.

The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about antimatter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me." :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Albert Einstein's Chauffeur
Post by: raphokeke on Apr 13, 2012, 03:31 PM
I don't understand this one. The language is technical.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Albert Einstein's Chauffeur
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 25, 2012, 12:56 PM
Lmao! Very funny.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Albert Einstein's Chauffeur
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 25, 2012, 01:02 PM
very funny.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Albert Einstein's Chauffeur
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 17, 2012, 01:53 AM
The chaffeur is very wise.
Extremely wise
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Sep 17, 2012, 10:19 AM
Albert can answer his question himself.He should thank his stars he was around....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Albert Einstein's Chauffeur
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Sep 18, 2012, 05:56 PM
They used their brains here.
Wise guys
lol