Akpors: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, go to the restroom and masturbate.
Akpors (after few minutes): Done sir.
Boss: Do it again.
Akpors (after few minutes): Done again sir.
Boss: Do it once more.
Akpors: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir.
Boss: Very good. Here's the key to my car. Drop my daughter at home.
Akpors Self..............