One day, Akpors - an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cockpit when he saw a book entitled,
"HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS, VOL. 1".
He opened the the first page which said,
"To start the engine, press the red button".
He did so and the airplane engine started.
He was please and opened the next page,
"To set airplane moving press blue button".
He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.
He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said,
"To let airplane fly, please press the green button".
He did so and the plane started to fly.
He was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page.
He fainted after reading the instructions.
The 4th page said,
"To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Vol. 2". Lol...
This is really funny, he should have read the whole pages before flying. Anyway he would have been died before vol.2 is out.
Quote from: emmy on Apr 07, 2012, 04:22 PM
This is really funny, he should have read the whole pages before flying. Anyway he would have been died before vol.2 is out.
l am of the same opinion.
Quote from: emmy on Apr 07, 2012, 04:22 PM
This is really funny, he should have read the whole pages before flying. Anyway he would have been died before vol.2 is out.
Na so!
the guy must be vilage boy
emmy said he would have been died............hahahahahahaha ;D
eh sorry o Akpor, as he have learned how to fly maybe in his next world he would learn how to land. lol
Till we meet not to part again.
ohhhhhhh! rest in peace Akpor. U should have just mind your job as a cleaner
RIP Akpors! He should have read the whole pages in the book b4 taking any action.
Akpos is a big fat clown.what manner of boy is this? What is he going to do now? Is this how he is going to die? O ma se o
He should have not tried this.he will have to continue the test driving in heaven.it is sad to know he is dead
I'm sure if he sees a plane next time,he will run far away from it.funny