The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches. The bad news is that it will require
castration. You have a very rare condition, which
causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way
to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe
was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long
enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but
to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he
was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,
but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized
that he felt like a different person. He could make a
new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd
like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and
said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's
right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe
admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment
and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said,
"Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was
surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in
the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit
perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the
salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on
a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet
and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished,
"That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit
perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop
and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said,
"Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you!
I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The
salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A
size 34 underwear would press your testicles up
against the base of your spine and give you one hell
of a headache.
And he has done operation.LMAO!
joe is really crazy.
That is what was troubling him.
Now he knows