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Title: Funny Joke: Unfaithful Husband
Post by: emezico on Apr 14, 2012, 03:31 AM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

Lo ba tan!!!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Unfaithful Husband
Post by: sofamous70 on Apr 14, 2012, 01:13 PM
It's only men with guilt that always ask....do you know me...haha:)
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Unfaithful Husband
Post by: Emmy Baba on Apr 15, 2012, 12:21 PM
Quote from: sofamous70 on Apr 14, 2012, 01:13 PM
It's only men with guilt that always ask....do you know me...haha:)

You are right! l suppose you are making a point from experience. :D
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Unfaithful Husband
Post by: sofamous70 on Apr 15, 2012, 04:33 PM
@Emmy Baba....what experience do you mean haha...:)
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Post by: Engr Jidex on Apr 16, 2012, 06:46 AM
Hahaha.. Great!
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Post by: Shola sholaz on Jun 07, 2012, 09:42 PM
The man don go jabo finish...
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Post by: Jobbers on Jun 07, 2012, 09:59 PM
Lesson learned: there is nothing hidden in this word. Lets watch our steps... Now, the secret is let out to his wife indirectly....
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 27, 2012, 04:01 PM
He has jaboed
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 27, 2012, 04:10 PM
very unfaitfhfhul.
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Post by: Becky02 on Jun 27, 2012, 04:12 PM
Sharp mouthed man
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 05, 2012, 08:19 PM
Very unfaithful husband oo
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jul 15, 2012, 11:44 PM
Nice one you got here.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 15, 2012, 11:55 PM
i detest unfaithfulness.
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Post by: Jobbers on Jul 16, 2012, 06:46 AM
What a miscalculation! Always do good because nothing is hidden under the sky.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 16, 2012, 05:07 PM
idiot man