What u will call this? madness or wat?
• U dey do opening prayer 4 Night club....(Na God go slap ur mouth).
• U come Facebook dey find true love...(u go see love run).
• U come back from dubai dey form British accent.... (Na rat go chop ur mouth)
• U be house boy u come dey play Rick Ross - I am the Boss....(4 where na mumu)
• U dey add water to egg say e go plenty when u fry am....(Why u no add yeast join am olodo).
• U no go university and u dey find ur name for NYSC posting....(Na yeye dey worri u).
• U come dey try read this one...sjhshgshf lkljdjflkjdl... .(ah sorry 4 u).
• Dem wan inject u with HIV infected blood u come wear condom....(mtch eeeew u dey mad)
• House dey burn, you wan use gas do fire extinguisher... (Hahahahaha.... u don die)
• U talk say Terry G music dey inspire u.....(unto which level na)
• U carry candle dey look for where fuel dey smell from.....(continue u go soon see am)
• When pastor talk say "Do something crazy for the Lord". U come carry church offering run.....(na who wan chase u)
For the last sentence, na God go chase the person :D
I dnt know o