A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife."
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added: "She was my mother"
(A big round of applause & laughter)
Akpors tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
Poor Akpors this time around. Funny!
Sori.Next time no do wetin you no sabi.
Sowi Akpos.
Pele akpos.
You talk too much.
Nice one!
akpor sorry o, if to say you dey keep your mouth shot maybe you for eat the delicoius food wey your wife dey cook for you dat night but sha when you get well maybe you can finish the story you started.
gud 1
Very torror punishment.
He should be punished the more...
his wife is even the one punishing him not vice versa.