Below are the comparison:
The tall and slim ones are called -- SKYE BANK.
The robust and spacious ones -- OCEANIC BANK.
The ones that move from one relationship to another -- INTERCONTINENTAL BANK.
The silent but dangerous ones are -- FIRST INLAND BANK.
Those who are not cute yet they love being heard are -- BANK PHB.
Those who stick to one man are -- FIDELITY BANK.
Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection are -- UBA.
Those that go to any extent to make you sad are -- ZENITH BANK.
Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue are -- UNION BANK.
The brief and summarized ones are -- MICRO FINANCE.
The huge ones that stand 'Gidigba' for ground are -- FIRSTBANK.
The beautiful, reserved and homely ones are -- DIAMOND BANK.
The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke are GT BANK.
* So Ladies, which bank are you?
* Guys, which bank do you think your lady belongs to?
I belong to the three banks you did not mention, sterling, acces and wema bank. so what are my atribute?
Funny one.I luv the OCEANIC part.
This is the most hillarious joke i've ever read.And everything just fits.I'm clapping my hands for whoever wrote this right now...
Ladies are compared to banks? Lol