• Come back here, who be your mate that you saying hi ? One slap.
• U go tell me whether na me born u or u get another mother.
• Stop eating the meat and eat the food first.
• If u failed in school or carry 10th position... Nor be your mate dey carry first and second.. Dem get two heads? How come u nor carry first or second?
• Come oh I get grown up children for house and I go still dey do things, oya clean this floor.
• Child: Mum where should I put it?
Mom: On my head.
• It's for your own good.
• Mom: U won't kill me in this house..before u kill me I go kill u first.
• Child: Mom I need 50 Naira.
Mom: Go and ask your daddy ..na only me born u?
• Haven't I warned u not to be making friends with boys (one slap)... Stop following all those jama boys.
• If a boy should touch u, hehehehehe u will get pregnant.
Keep it rolling...
Hahaha...these statements are true. :)
I dn laff tire
lolz.....dose r true
You are very correct.You just made me remember my mum.
Quote from: Jumoke benson on Jun 01, 2012, 01:24 AM
You are very correct.You just made me remember my mum.
Probably a good way to remember our mums. Lol...
Shoutout to every mum in Nigeria.
This is really funny.The writer must be creative.
I love mothers.especially mine