Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Christopher to admit them.
St. Christopher goes to the nuns and says "I realize that you are sisters of the cloth, but I must ask you if you have anything to report to me that might be a sin."
The sisters thought for a while and the first nun went to St. Christopher. "I once touched a man's penis with this finger". St. Christopher thought for a while and said. "I'm sure it was in the line of duty; Place your finger in that holy water and swirl it around." She did as she was instructed and "PING" she was in.
The second nun went to St. Christopher and said, "I once touched a man's genitals with my entire right hand." Again St. Christopher thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was within your duties; Swirl your hand in that holy water and go in." The second nun did as she was instructed and "ping" she was in.
All of a sudden the 4th nun jumped in front of the 3rd nun. St. Christopher was really confused by this. "How come you cut in front of Sister?"
The 4th nun replied, "I just wanted to know if I could gargle with that holy water before she soaked her ass in it!"
lafing realy hard here..
Lmao! Rolling on the floor
So Nuns are funny like this....hahahahaha
Big disgrace she has given her.
She must not hear now or else she will start crying.
Hahah
This one is a very rib cracking one.
Never knew it would end like this.
Brilliant joke
Even with the way they are four,they cannot borrow themeselves brain.Tooo bad...