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Title: Funny Joke: English Hard Ooo....
Post by: Emmy Baba on Apr 30, 2012, 01:11 PM
Listen to a testimony....Praise the lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before....

So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging and biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you 'll fearing. So I now call on my God, I sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biging make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus!

All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes.

Hallelujah...Praise the lort somebodies. But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcol and nothing happen to me church praise the lort. Alleluyah.....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: English Hard Ooo....
Post by: emezico on Apr 30, 2012, 04:27 PM
English Language Palava, no be small something oooo.....lol
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Post by: Pricyp on May 06, 2012, 07:33 PM
she spoketh it well ;D
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Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jun 07, 2012, 08:46 PM
English really hard oooooo
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 09, 2012, 03:16 PM
I believe you.English is trully hard..
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 21, 2012, 03:58 PM
Classic one.
Lmao
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 04, 2012, 09:35 PM
I like this one oooooooo
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Post by: Amynwan on Jan 15, 2013, 01:15 PM
nna nawa o, is it by force to speak english? abeg tell the man not to bite his tongue o!
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Post by: pugo on Jan 16, 2013, 02:18 PM
I thank God he was able to convey the message finally to everyone listening to the testimony, and he ma self chop his plaintain so far ino vanish with the smoke
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Post by: Folami David on Jan 19, 2013, 03:32 PM
This english is a miraculous one.We can find anything like it elsewhere.So hillarious
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Post by: Shola Sholaz on Mar 12, 2013, 05:20 PM
English is a hard language sometimes. Sometimes it confuses Nigerians