~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position while at school.
~ India beat Nigeria 99-1 because the ball was turned into Lion.
~ If your wealth start reducing it's your village people dat are doing you.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is original.
~ Anybody with Aids got it through intercourse.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do.
~ Every seasonin cube is maggi.
~ You must finish the rice before you touch the meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet.
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', the poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
~ If you smoke, you are an armed robber!
~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart.
~ Once you travel overseas, you must be very rich (as if they share money on the plane).
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol
~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
~ You must buy bread when traveling.
~ When you loose a tooth, throw it on the roof of your house and run
round the house 7 times.
~ Every noodle is called indomie.
Keep it rolling...
no be small thing oooo.....