One day my papa call me and my brother for domot, he tell us say if we dream say them wan give us something for dream make we no collect, say na enemies wan give us bad things. He say if we dream that kind dream make we tell am and he go buy that thing wey them wan give us for dream for us.
Two days later my brother sleep for night dey mention RICE! RICE!! RICE!!!, ma papa wake am say ......wetin dey happen, he say them wan give am rice for dream. My papa give am #500 say make he take eat rice.
When i see say the thing dey work... The next day i start to dey shout MR BIGGS!!! for night. Ma papa say wetin, i say them wan gimme Mr Biggs for dream. My papa gimme #1000 make i take eat Mr Biggs. Na so i do wey i take buy my phone and bicycle. But the one wey i do wey i take spoil evrything na for one night wen i dey shout RANGE ROVER!!!, ma papa wake up say wetin... I say them wan gimme RANGE ROVER for dream.
My papa TEAR ME SLAP kon shout ''why you no resemble me? oya foward match go back to sleep make you go collect am". LMAO!!!
Laugh won kill me die....LWKMD!!!
A don nearly die
Laughs.... I dey get tears of laughter.
What a nice joke!!!
:D hahahaha warri people abeg make una no kill person for here o. thats a gud one, keep it up.
OMG!!! Haahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha