A white man visited Nigeria for the 1st time and was taken round the city of abuja by Ambali - a taxi driver.
They drove past an edifice that looked like the world trade centre.
The white man said, "Wow! this building is awesome. how long did it take them to build this?"
Ambali replied, "3 years sir."
The white man said, "that's too long. In my country, it takes just 6 months to build something like this".
They drove past a Mega mall and d white man said, "Now this is what I call magnificent! How long does it take to build this one?"
Ambali at this time trying to be more impressive said, "4 months sir".
"That's too bad. in my country it takes just 2 months for something like this".
Finally, they drove past the 60,000 capacity National Stadium and the white man was awestruck.
He said, "Excellent! world class!. how long does it take to build this?"
Ambali answered, "Oga, as I was coming this morning it wasn't there o!"
HUH!
Naija no dey carry last na....LMAO!
Funny and stupid Ambali.... Was he insinuating that the stadium was built in a day?
Na so na! it's a good joke...I like...though we dey lie plenty but only to create good impression 4 naija...
Hahahahahahahahaahha wise ambali.
U dey form abi.
They're fooling themeselves.
two stupid people.claiming what is not
Toomuch swag mr driver.
We like to do more than ourselves.
nyc joke.i laf.
naija doesn't carry last at all.
that's whats up.felin this.
you must carry big brain before you can win a naija man in such argument.
Funny conversation indeed.
Nigeria have no business carrying last in the first place coupled with the kind of human beings that exist in it. Nigerians are the cause of it
The whiteman would never forget Nigeria after all that he has heard. Nigeria is a very specially gifted country
Nigeria is a country that do things other countries might not even think of doing. It is part of us