A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But, the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her "OWN" bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow...
L♥ve,
Mom.
Mum's curiosity paid off, after-all! LOL...
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Quote from: Saheed Adebayo on May 17, 2012, 10:56 AM
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A child can never be wiser than his mother.
Sharp mom.
nice.very nice.
The mum is very sensible.
the boy thought he could lie to his mom.
The mom is wise.
Mummy's are always wise.
You can't be wiser than your mom.
hilarious family.
A mom will always be a mom.Mothers know their kids even more than their kids know themeselves.I love my mum.
Curious and intelligent mom.Kids always try to act smart this days they forget their parents came to this world before them.
The mother showed the son that she came to the world before him.she showed him why she is called his mother.and that ashi that is proving smart, i mean the girl, i think she knows better now.
Mothers are not to be toyed with.not at all.that is how powerful their nature is.me luv my mum.
even the son knows that he cannot escape his mum's plans for him.mothers are special.
All i have to say is this.
Mummy's of this world carried their kids for 9 months...So they know us better.
Our moms carried us for 9 months so itz natural for her to know more about us than any other person
Quote from: Folami David on Oct 08, 2012, 06:34 PM
Our moms carried us for 9 months so itz natural for her to know more about us than any other person
You've spoken the truth jawe.
Sons and Daughters should know that
Mom is not only curious but wise