SIGNALS TO KNOW WHEN TO RUSH TO YOUR PASTOR/IMAM FOR URGENT PRAYERS
- If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.
- When you fail BOTH Maths and English in WAEC.
- If you slap a military man.
- If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.
- When you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC.
- When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.
- When you mistaken super glue for eye drops.
- If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY .
- When you upchuck pounded yam and egusi in church during a 3 day fasting and prayer session.
- When you beat up a military man's ONLY child.
- When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.
- When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.
- You are a christian, and disguise yourself as muslim in the midst of Boko Haram, and your cell-phone goes off during muslim prayer time, with a "LET SAMBADI SAUT HALLELUYAH!!!" ringtone
The fear of Boko Haram is the beginning of switching move! :D
Hahahaha this is funny, especially the last one.
Quote from: Glory Skales Charity on Jun 02, 2012, 07:19 PM
Hahahaha this is funny, especially the last one.
l would say the last one was funny to me, too.
U are right.