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Title: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: emezico on May 18, 2012, 08:21 PM
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left the room. Aye says to himself "I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I left school
at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two candidates who
speak Serb-Croatian, so I'd like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says "Wahala dey o!".

The other candidate answers "O ga na wa o!"

Bill Gates " You are both hired".

Don't you just love Nigerians. Any day, anytime, anywhere, they never give up. So don't give up, u will lose nothing by trying more.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: Emmy Baba on May 19, 2012, 01:41 AM
Na so, Naija no dey carry last.....LOL
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: Jobbers on May 21, 2012, 06:22 AM
Funny but makes sense!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: Engr Jidex on May 21, 2012, 07:22 AM
Funi... Abeg shee make i steal am?
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: emezico on May 21, 2012, 09:38 PM
Quote from: Engr Jidex on May 21, 2012, 07:22 AM
Funi... Abeg shee make i steal am?

Go ahead! :)
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: Shola sholaz on Jun 08, 2012, 04:52 AM
Very funny.HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 04, 2012, 04:55 PM
I looooooooooooove dis.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jul 11, 2012, 01:35 PM
Nigerians are smart wherever they go.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: 2 Nigerians on job interview with Microsoft Boss Bill Gates
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 11, 2012, 01:41 PM
they get sense o.bad guyz.