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Ekpeyong close from work on Friday and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 3rd turn from his office along Ikorodu Expressway, he saw a Catholic sister and gave her a lift.
While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick.
The sister softly said Mathew 7;7. He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his driving.
He attempted it the 2nd and 3rd time, and each time, the lady repeated, Mathew 7:7. When the sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, "Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible"
When Ekpeyong got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given". He nearly fainted!
That is a foolish revrend sister.
He missed a great oppportunity.
Ekepeyong, sorry for what u just missed.
funi joke.give me more
Ekpeyong try again later.
Calabar boy too is advancing.
Accept my apology ekpeyong.You will get another chance just pick up another revrend sister.You might be lucky.
even the catholic sister is a flirt.wonders shal never end in this world.very funny one sha.im smiling.