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Title: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: emezico on May 24, 2012, 02:51 PM
QUESTION:

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
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ANSWERS:

1. (talk)

2. (legs)

3. (a twenty dollar bill)

4. (firetruck)

5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6. (pants)

7. (fork)

8. (Almond Joy candy bar)

9. (grit)

10. (last name)
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Segun fadare on Jun 11, 2012, 01:39 AM
My mind is clean hahaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 14, 2012, 01:11 PM
U got me there.Hahaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 23, 2012, 03:17 AM
It is nt dirty at all.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Becky02 on Jun 23, 2012, 06:49 AM
Very dirty oo, I must say d truth
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Amynwan on Jun 23, 2012, 11:37 AM
guy you dey craze o
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Amynwan on Oct 05, 2012, 05:16 PM
this is just a lie, you know what you mean.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: pugo on Oct 13, 2012, 05:19 PM
Plz don't corrupt clean minds. mine is very pure
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Stanley_13001 on Oct 13, 2012, 05:31 PM
this question is really interstin
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Folami David on Oct 13, 2012, 05:55 PM
My mind wasn't dirty at all.
I was just thinking of something else.
Lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 13, 2012, 06:12 PM
You want to dirty my mind emezico.
You will not succeed.
My mind is too clean
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Folami David on Oct 13, 2012, 06:51 PM
You are a bad boy emezico.
So this is how you are..
I see badt things here mehn
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 01, 2012, 04:57 PM
Quote from: Folami David on Oct 13, 2012, 06:51 PM
You are a bad boy emezico.
So this is how you are..
I see badt things here mehn
Help me tell him o.i see bad things too
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Tina lawrence on Nov 03, 2012, 11:50 PM
my mind is dirty zero percent
Title: Re: Funny Joke: How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Post by: Shola Sholaz on Nov 12, 2012, 04:06 PM
Quote from: Tina lawrence on Nov 03, 2012, 11:50 PM
my mind is dirty zero percent
Mine too.I believe you big time