A lady posts an Ad in newspaper for her Life Partner:
'Need a man who, Never leaves me, Never beats me and Can satisfy me on Bed'
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Next day a guy with no arms and legs knock at her door.
Lady: Who are you?
Guy: I want to be your husband.
Lady: You don't fit for that.
Guy: I don't have arms, so I can't beat you! I don't have legs, so I
cant leave you!
Lady: How can you satisfy me on bed?
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Guy: How do you think I knocked the door?
#Ladyfainted...pap#