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Lady: Hi, Good morning
Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for you?
Lady: Please I will like two tickets for today show holding ds wkend
Radio Station: well, u can have d tickets only if u can play a prank on sum1 on air n make them believe it.
Lady: Dat's ok
Radio Station: Ar u married? Do u have kids?
Lady: Yes, n I have a son
Radio Station: Gud. U will call your husband n tell him he is not d father of your son.
Lady: Wow, dat's a big one.
Radio Station: Well, it depends on how bad u want d tickets, n anyway we will be live on air listening n also to step in 2 tell him it's all a prank.
Lady: Ok. Let's do dis cos I rly want d tickets
Radio Station: Ok. Where is he right now?
Woman: He is in d office. His numba is... (Radio Station calls d husband)
Lady: hello luv.
Husband: hi baby
Lady: how is work?
Husband: Gud! Can't wait to get back home n make sweet luv to u
Lady: Me too luv. But em... Dia's sumtn I nid to tell u
Husband: Ok, I'm all ears dear
Lady: U know I luv u?
Husband: Yes I do
Lady: And we promised to always b sincere to each oda?
Husband: Yes we did. U are startn to scare me dear, pls, what's ds abt?
Lady: Sumtn happend in my office 9yrs ago.
Husband: Wat happend?
Lady: D annual xmas party we have in d office, 9 yrs ago I got so drunk n had intercourse wt a co-worker...em, u r not d father of oyour son
Husband: WAT!
Lady: I just felt u shud know.
Husband: Ar u crazy?
Lady: Am sori luv; I just needed to get it off my chest.
Husband: I can't believe dis.
Lady: I'm sorry luv, pls 4give me.
Husband: U want 4giveness? Ok, u too 4giv dis, I have bn sleepn wt your sista 4 d past 5 years.
Radio Station: Oh God!
Lady: Wat did u say?
Husband: U heard me; we just confessed oyour sins to each oda. Is dia sum1 dia wt u?
Radio Station: Sir, ds is Pranks FM n u r on air. We askd your wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go whatch today's live show ds wkend.
Husband: Oh shit! fuck up
it serves him right and this also serves as a lesson to guys and husbands that cheat on their wives.
I just hope this doesn't happen in reality.