Wife: can u help me in garden?
Husband: wat do u think i m Gardner??
Wife: can u fix door handle?
Husband: wat do u think i m carpenter??
In the evening when husband came from d work he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked who fixed this.
Wife: our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options, either i give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have give burger.
Wife: what do u think i m. M'Donalds?? LMAO!!!
LWKMD4H....
You people should drop more of this.
im laughing.
Nice one
she has to offer some thing for the work
Why must they fight all the time? I mean HUSBAND and WIFE?
Hahahaha! That's a nice woman, if he didn't help her on that, who will?
She gave all to him.
he shot himself on the foot.