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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: emezico on May 27, 2012, 07:29 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Love Letter from a Computer Guy
Post by: emezico on May 27, 2012, 07:29 AM
A Love Letter from a Computer Guy
..
A man who studies computer science, loved a girl. He
sent her a letter saying:

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is
true...

You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my background. You clicked my heart gently.

You drive me crazy when I see you. Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me.

You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted. I'm always connected to you with more than 56 heartbeats per second.

You hacked my brain and registered your name in it. You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my emotions at the same time (Multitasking).

I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.

I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for you to pass.

You are the only one that can log into my heart and never log out. I dream of being your only server as long as I live.

You don't have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each other. I see your name everywhere, my FrontPage, my homepage and all my software.

I scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by you. You are the virus I'd never remove, and why should I do?

You formatted my life and added happiness to view.

Believe me it is true...

I love you more than my CPU !!!
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Post by: Jobbers on May 27, 2012, 07:43 AM
Funny love letter... but is that guy real?
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 15, 2012, 04:00 PM
Very funny.....Computer indeed.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 28, 2012, 01:20 AM
c.p.u is in his head.
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Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 28, 2012, 01:41 AM
this is hillarious.
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Post by: Becky02 on Jun 28, 2012, 04:03 PM
So funny
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 05, 2012, 12:28 AM
Gud love letter.
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 17, 2012, 04:20 PM
He is trully in love.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 17, 2012, 04:51 PM
na coputer virus dey scatter his head.
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Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 17, 2012, 08:44 PM
The guy is intelligent.
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 17, 2012, 10:49 PM
this is correct.
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Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 22, 2012, 03:16 PM
Very complex thing o
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Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 28, 2012, 02:11 AM
I don't wish to receive something of this sort.
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 02:16 AM
this is an energetic love letter.