A woman goes into a shoe store in a short skirt and starts to try on different pairs of shoes with the help of a clerk.
It is immediately obvious to the clerk, as he is kneeling in front of her, that she is not wearing any underwear.
As he continues to help the woman, he becomes increasingly excited and uncomfortable.
Finally, unable to control himself any longer, he lifts the front of her skirt and tells her, "Lady, if you were to fill that thing with ice cream, I'd eat it all out!"
The woman becomes furious, slaps the clerk on the face, and runs out. She immediately drives home and tells her husband about the incident and asks him, "What are you going to do about it?"
"Nothing", comes the reply.
"Why not?", she asks "Three reasons", he says, You have enough pairs of goddamn shoes already, and you don't need to be wasting my money; You should wearing some goddamn underwear when you leave the house.
There's no way in hell that I'm going to mess around with someone who can eat THAT MUCH ice cream!
Laughing out loud.very funny.
Funny ish.
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This joke is good.