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Title: Funny Joke: Sunday school teacher and professor
Post by: emezico on May 30, 2012, 11:05 AM
Prof was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually, prof sleeps throughout the class session.

One day, the teacher called on prof while he was napping, "Tell me, who created the universe?"

When prof didn't stammer, Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind him, took a pin and jabbed prof in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted the prof, and the teacher said, "Very good" and prof fell asleep again.

A while later the teacher asked prof, "Who is our Lord and Saviour" But, prof didn't even stammer. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Prof again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" Prof shouted and the teacher said, "very good," and fell asleep again.

Then the teacher asked prof a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed prof with the pin. This time prof jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

The Teacher fainted! LOL...
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Post by: Davzy folamz on May 31, 2012, 12:01 PM
Very very very funny.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on May 31, 2012, 12:04 PM
And he was sleeping ooo
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 01, 2012, 12:09 AM
I don't think any other joke is as funny as this.
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 01, 2012, 12:56 AM
This is funnier than funny.Kip it up.
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jun 11, 2012, 12:28 AM
What sort of funny joke is dis?
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 14, 2012, 02:53 PM
Funny one
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 23, 2012, 03:06 AM
Lmao! Laughing out loud.
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Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 04, 2012, 09:09 PM
This is funny.
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 09:28 PM
why the prof
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Post by: Semiauto03 on Sep 21, 2012, 01:05 AM
lolx....prof on point
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Post by: Folami David on Oct 10, 2012, 02:07 AM
Emezico, you again! Lmao
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 10, 2012, 02:16 AM
prof should reduce his sleep