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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Emmy Baba on Jun 07, 2012, 04:17 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Lady Praying For a Rich Husband
Post by: Emmy Baba on Jun 07, 2012, 04:17 PM
A lady was praying at church and she was like,

"Oh Lord I don't want to marry a short man, any short man that's coming my way, I bind him with the holy fire!

Next to her was Mr. Kpekus who was also praying for a wife,

'Oh dear lord I'm a billionaire but very short, please lord I need a wife, a wife that will take me for who I am.

The lady then kept silent for a while and gave a new topic for her pray.
Now she prayed....

"LORD I know your ways are not our ways, you know what's good and you give them to us, is that your voice I'm hearing? Father speak for thy servant is listening, yes Father, who am I to say NO, I know you're blessings are disguise. I'll marry the CONTENT and not the CONTAINER."
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Lady Praying For a Rich Husband
Post by: Shola sholaz on Jun 07, 2012, 05:01 PM
Desperate woman.Hahaha
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Lady Praying For a Rich Husband
Post by: Emmy Baba on Jun 08, 2012, 03:24 AM
Quote from: Shola sholaz on Jun 07, 2012, 05:01 PM
Desperate woman.Hahaha

No be small desperation oooo....lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Lady Praying For a Rich Husband
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 14, 2012, 05:25 PM
Sharp smart footballer.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Lady Praying For a Rich Husband
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 23, 2012, 02:50 AM
You will see o
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Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 04, 2012, 09:25 PM
Better accept anyone.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Lady Praying For a Rich Husband
Post by: Nifemi Donald on Nov 07, 2012, 04:26 PM
Better make do with what you have ladies
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Lady Praying For a Rich Husband
Post by: femifemzy3 on Dec 31, 2013, 01:51 PM
Girls like this are just after money and that is why their marriages don't last. This makes me laugh. lmao