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A 7years old boy was sitting by the side of a bus driver.
The small boy said:
If my father is a goat and my mother will be a she goat and i will be the small goat.
If my dad is a monkey,my mum will be a female monkey and I will be the little monkey.
if my dad is the headmaster,my mum will be a teacher and I will be the student.
Then, the bus Driver asked him what about if your dad is a thief and your mother is a witch, what will you be?
The little boy reply the he will become
A BUS DRIVER...