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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: emezico on Jun 12, 2012, 07:46 AM

Title: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: emezico on Jun 12, 2012, 07:46 AM
Mr and Mrs Akpors at a zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.

Mrs Akpors: Sweetheart, do u know that gorillas are the only animals that behave like men?

Look (seeing that no one is watching, she exposes one of her breasts)

Sure enough, the gorilla gets excited & grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

Mrs Akpors: See, now I know why u react the way u do; men can't control their instincts just like gorillas can't...Men & gorillas are the same.

Mr Akpors: Wow..now expose both breast & see what happens.

(So she exposes both breasts to the gorilla & it gets very excited that it want to escape from d enclosure)

Mr Akpors: This is incredible, now pull ur skirt up, turn around, expose ur bum & let's see what happens.

(The woman did exactly & this time, the gorilla breaks free from the enclosure, grabs Mrs Akpors and starts yanking her clothes off)

Mrs Akpors[yells]: Dear..what do I do now? Please help me!

Mr Akpors: Now, tell him u're in ur period, u have a headache or u're not in mood, and let's see if Gorillas and Men are really the same!!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Emmy Baba on Jun 12, 2012, 05:09 PM
Laugh won kill me die.....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Amynwan on Jun 12, 2012, 06:49 PM
hahahahahaha God forbid bad thing, how ill mr akpor do such a thing? well its just fun. lol
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jun 21, 2012, 05:58 PM
Big Trouble for her o
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 03, 2012, 02:36 PM
Lmao! Funny.....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 02:47 PM
im laughing.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: pugo on Jul 03, 2012, 02:57 PM
Mr Akpor wants to punish her wife for not allowing him all the time he wants her
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 14, 2012, 05:03 PM
Everybody is hustling.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Jul 29, 2012, 06:43 PM
I've read so many jokes about this guy.His jokes never end.He is always funny.That goes to say trully, warri don't take last.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Mr and Mrs Akpors visit a zoo (gorillas behave like men)
Post by: Samo gideon on Aug 23, 2012, 12:46 AM
He is using this as punishment for his wife.This is soooo ad for his wife.She must've felt very bad to hear that.Very shameful.