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Title: Funny Joke: Police officer final exam at Police College
Post by: Emmy Baba on Jun 12, 2012, 10:25 PM
A young police officer was taking his final exam at Police College in kano.

Here is one of the questions:

"You are on patrol in the outskirts of kano when an explosion occurs in the township.

On investigation you find a large crater has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby.

Inside the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants, a man and woman are injured.

You recognize the woman as the wife of your Divisional Officer, who is at present away on a Peace Making Mission In Sudan.

A passing motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realize that he is a man who is wanted for armed robbery.

Suddenly a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent.

Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and he cannot swim."

"Describe in a few words what action you would take?"

The officer thought for a moment, picked up his pen, and wrote:

"I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd! Na me una wan turn to mad man"....Hehehehehehe
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Police officer final exam at Police College
Post by: emezico on Jun 13, 2012, 11:27 AM
Young Police officer no won die....lol
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Post by: Jumoke benson on Jun 13, 2012, 06:34 PM
Funny policeman.
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Post by: Mercy esther on Jun 13, 2012, 07:20 PM
Very intelligent answer.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 05, 2012, 05:35 PM
He can't kill himself.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 11, 2012, 06:56 PM
I don't blame him.If i were in his shoes, I'd do the same.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 11, 2012, 07:01 PM
he is a confirm policeman.
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Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 29, 2012, 12:53 AM
They want to kill him?
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Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 29, 2012, 12:59 AM
this is too much.
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Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 31, 2012, 04:08 PM
If i were in his shoes i would do the same.If i want to die for any counry it certainly won't be Nigeria.