NIGERIA....My beloved country, where people.....
~ Check d expiry date of gala after eating it.
~ Go to church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence).
~ Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz"
~ Say an opening prayer at nite clubs
~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
~ Go to a Shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles.
~ Wear sun shades at nite.
~ Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking.
~ Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).
~ Wear head warmers at 45 degrees celsius.
~ Call a fat hausa man "Alhaji" and a thin one "Aboki".
~ Travel to China for 2 days and come back with a British accent.
Keep it rolling...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Naija is mouthed.
9ja my country
Several of things.
I'm laughing crazily here o.
strange things u mean..
This things are so hillarious.Especially the DYING TINZ part.
this is funny.you guyz rock.
haaaa guy you really studied Nigeria and its people its so funny
Things happen in Nigeria more than any other place.Nigeria is known for that one...nyc joke
Everything bad and good happens in Nigeria.We are known for that...
This is trully funny i must say
if things dont happen, you won't know you're in Nigeria
it is a very special country.we always act differently
Nigeria is forever special!
naija i hail thee with all my heart
Quote from: Nifemi Donald on Jan 02, 2013, 06:47 PM
naija i hail thee with all my heart
Anything is bound to happen in a country like Nigeria. I don't know if its due to Nigeria's population