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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Emmy Baba on Jun 14, 2012, 07:30 PM

Title: Funny Joke: New Pastor visiting congregation
Post by: Emmy Baba on Jun 14, 2012, 07:30 PM
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his congregation.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."'

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was
naked."
Title: Re: Funny Joke: New Pastor visiting congregation
Post by: Emmanuel Oye on Jun 15, 2012, 09:29 AM
funny
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Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 22, 2012, 12:30 AM
Vewi funny.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 03, 2012, 02:07 PM
U people are 2much.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 03, 2012, 02:13 PM
lol.u rock.
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 03, 2012, 03:26 PM
wow every body knows how to  quote the bible and even how to use it for negative things
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Post by: Bimbola on Jul 03, 2012, 04:05 PM
lol, and to think of it, both r chapter 3, d 1st & last books of d Bible...
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 15, 2012, 12:08 AM
Pastors are sometimes funny.
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Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 15, 2012, 12:15 AM
the members have received a visitor.
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Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 20, 2012, 09:29 PM
You make me laugh.Hahahahhaahhahah
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Post by: Amynwan on Jul 21, 2012, 12:10 PM
funny
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Post by: angel blessing confidence on Jul 21, 2012, 12:26 PM
that interesting