Hon Patrick Obayaigbon and Akpors (A station attendant)
Hon Patrick Obayaigbon drives into a petrol station in his sleek, state of the art range rover sports:
Patrick: Guy, abeg give me full tank (in Benin Language).
Akpors: I only speak English, sir.
Patrick: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorized automobile. Therefore, I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
Akpors fainted!
Of course! I expected him to be fainted. Not with this rib-cracking English of Obayaigbon... I can't kill laughing! Ha! Ha!! Ha!!!
he has the right to even die because this is marvelous, he don try woo
Hon Patrick Obayaigbon go kill us with grammar. LMAO!!!
Hahaha ridiculously funi.
Very funny people.
he want to kill him with that gamer
Shuu honarable Patrick You want kill the Boy untimely??this is Bad..Very Bad!!
this is very fun
Omo akpos confessed quickly.
laughing out loud o
O boi he want English na him he get