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Teacher: Ok class, let's show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!
Let's do comparisons...So when I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest..
... [students nod ]
Teacher: Big
Class: Big, Bigger, Biggest..
Teacher: clean..
Class: clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher: tall....
Class: tall, taller, tallest....
Teacher[smiles]: very gud!!
Class: very gud, very gudder, very gudest.
Teacher: oh gosh.
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher: stop it now
Class: stop it now...stop it nower...stop it nowest
Teacher: oh please.
Class: oh please, oh pleaser oh pleasest
Teacher: Look at me
Class: look at me, look at meer, look at meest
Teacher: what a disgrace!
Class: what a disgrace ,what a disgracer, what a disgracest
Teacher[furious]: I don die
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest.
hahahahahahaa every thing that comes from Akpors must behave like Akpor, so allow the little Akpors to do their thing