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Title: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: emezico on Jun 20, 2012, 10:20 AM
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G  N-E-W-S !!!

President Goodluck Jonathan has approved the creation of a new state in the northern part of the country.

A statement by the Minister of Information, Labaran Maku said the creation of the new state was part of conditions given by the Boko Haram Sect, for the return of peace in the troubled northern part of the country.

According to the statement, the new state has been named "STATE OF EMERGENCY".
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 20, 2012, 06:11 PM
this is very impressive, it means that is why the bomb blast take's place their 
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Nifemi donald on Jun 21, 2012, 02:34 PM
Hahahaha me likey.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Tade olaitan on Jul 04, 2012, 12:12 PM
I don't like him.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Emmanuel Oye on Jul 04, 2012, 04:40 PM
state of emergency hahahahaha u bad oh
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 06:11 PM
he better do so
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 13, 2012, 04:10 AM
The man is just looking for Nigerian's trouble....
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 18, 2012, 12:53 AM
Any news from that man now is bad.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 22, 2012, 01:57 PM
The man is a nuisance.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 22, 2012, 02:09 PM
he just cant cease to amuse me.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Motivational Tunrayo on Jul 29, 2012, 08:51 PM
He can just wake up one day and decide to change Nigeria's name to GOODLUCK JONATHAN.The man is being controlled in PDP.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Folami David on Oct 08, 2012, 12:34 AM
We hear you o Goodluck.
We have heard everything you said.
Thanks
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Jafar Anka on Oct 17, 2012, 01:52 PM
very funny
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Breaking News from President Goodluck Jonathan
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jan 18, 2014, 06:31 PM
We thank God all those tension has reduced right now and things are really better. It's all gud