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Title: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Becky02 on Jun 22, 2012, 01:55 PM
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when
a Pastor met a team of policemen
who, quite
naturally, wanted 'something' from
him. Since he was not prepared to
play their games, they asked for his
papers and having combed through
everything
without any offence with which to nail
the 'stubborn' pastor, they now
asked him to open the bonnet of his
car.
A careful scrutiny of the engine
number against what was on paper
revealed that
letter 'U' was written in such a way
that it could be mistaken for letter 'V'.
That
was all the officer-in-charge needed to
shout "stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even when he knew
he committed no offence, the pastor
called the OC to say he was a priest to
which the officer replied :"Please,
leave that
pastor thing...in any case, if you are
indeed a pastor, then you must have
a
Bible in your car, bring it."
The Pastor did as was commanded
after which the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew 5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor opened to the
recommended passage and read:
"Settle matters quickly with your
adversary who is taking you to court.
Do it while you are still with him on
the way, or he may hand you over to
a judge, and the judge may hand you
over to the officer, and you may be
thrown into prison. I tell you the truth;
you will not get out until you have
paid the last penny."
The man of God quietly made an
"offering" of "just" N100 to his newly
found "preacher".
"End of service go in peace and argue
no more", said the OC.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 02, 2012, 01:32 AM
Police oooooooo
Title: Re: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 02, 2012, 04:25 PM
mehen this  ones are learned operation fire for twenty naira.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Omolewa akinyemi benson on Jul 14, 2012, 05:43 PM
Money is the cause.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 14, 2012, 05:46 PM
Quote from: Amynwan on Jul 02, 2012, 04:25 PM
mehen this  ones are learned operation fire for twenty naira.
yes oooooooo
Title: Re: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 18, 2012, 03:40 AM
When it comes to business that involves money.They will do it.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Segun fadare on Jul 18, 2012, 03:47 AM
police with their pot bellies.
Title: Re: Funny Joke:POLICE DEY READ BIBLE……??!!
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 21, 2012, 02:13 PM
I hope money won't be their undoing at the end of the day.