A Family in a Nigerian village was
surprised when the coffin of their
dead mother arrived from the
USA, Sent by their Sister.
The tiny corpse was so tightly
... squeezed inside the coffin that
their mother's face was almost
touching the glass cover.
When they opened the coffin,
they found a letter from their
sister pinned to their mother's
chest, which reads:
My Dearest Brothers and Sisters,
I dey send una our mama body
for burial in the village.
Sorry I no fit come as the ticket
expensive well well.
You go see inside the coffin,
under Mama's body, 12 cans of
corned beef and 10 packets of
chocolates.
Just share amongst yourselves.
On Mama's legs is a brand-new
pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Junior.
There are four pairs of boots
under Mama's head for
Chinedu's sons.
Mama is wearing six Nike T-shirts
- one is for Odinaka, and the rest
are for my nephews. Mama is
also wearing one dozen blue Bras
(your favourite), just share them
among yourselves. The 2 dozen
panties that Mama is wearing
should be distributed among my
nieces and cousins. Mama is also
wearing eight Polo trousers -
John, please get one for yourself
and the rest are for the boys.
Chibuzor, The watch you asked
for is on Mama's left hand, please
get it. Uchechi, Mama is wearing
wetin you ask for - earrings, rings
and a necklace; please take them.
Also, the six pairs of stockings wey
Mama dey wear must be shared
among the teen- age girls there. I
hope they like the colours.
Your loving sister Angelica
Note : Make una take care and
find a nice dress for Mama for
her burial.
If una need anything wey I forget,
please let me know as UNCLE
JOSEPH DEY SICK WELL WELL!
LMAO!!!
the box is her messenger
god forbid o, but if i should be in that family i will not even touch any of those things
she don't care about the death
Good joke from them.
lwkmd4h this is cool.
Hahahahahaha This is funny.
funny joke jo.it amused me.