The InfoStride Forum

ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jun 22, 2012, 02:41 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Becky02 on Jun 22, 2012, 02:41 PM
A guy has been admiring his
neighbour's
wife. The neighbour's wife always
give him this seductive smile. The
guy didn't know how to approach
the lady. He's afraid. One day the
lady herself met the guy alone in
his apartment.
GUY: hi.
LADY: Hi.
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need litle help from
u (Smiling seductively.)
GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I...I...I...jus t dont know how
to say dis. I'll be so ashame of
myself if u say no.
GUY: oh my lady. U dont have to. I
am ready to do anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it's been over 3
weeks since my husband
travelled.
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he's
around, he has some... (pause for
a while) he has some disabilities...
GUY: Oh poor you... You must have
been
going through hell!
LADY: I know u'll be stronger than
him...
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?
GUY: Wow! Now?
LADY: oh thanks goodness! that's
why I came to u. Can u help me
carry my deep freezer from the
parlour to my kitchen? L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 02, 2012, 01:15 AM
What a pity! Sorry ooo
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 02, 2012, 11:32 AM
he was gone of her
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Amynwan on Jul 02, 2012, 12:02 PM
stupid guy, his dirty did not allow him to know what he is doing, oya now mek him go carry the deep freezer.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jul 04, 2012, 09:49 AM
he wish to ahve it
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 12, 2012, 08:56 PM
Very seductive smile.Lolz.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Davzy folamz on Jul 12, 2012, 11:50 PM
his thought was somewhere else.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 21, 2012, 10:15 PM
He has entered work o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 21, 2012, 10:21 PM
He has entered work o.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Neighbour's wife seductive smile
Post by: Mercy esther on Jul 21, 2012, 10:29 PM
women are so fond of that.