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Title: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: emezico on Jun 24, 2012, 12:02 PM
Little Johnny was in church with his Mum for sunday mass when he suddenly felt nauseous.

"Mum, i think am going to throw up".

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you".

So little Johnny hauled ass for the door.

Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mum.

He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.

His mum said, "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

Little Johnny replied, "I didn't have to go that far mum". Just as i got to the front door, i found a box that had a sign on it. "FOR THE SICK", l vomited inside it.

Mum was speechless!!!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Samo gideon on Jun 24, 2012, 03:08 PM
little johhnny is a big fool.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 24, 2012, 08:46 PM
Extra notorious boy.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 24, 2012, 08:53 PM
that is how small his reasoning is.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Becky02 on Jul 24, 2012, 09:51 PM
Quote from: Samo gideon on Jun 24, 2012, 03:08 PM
little johhnny is a big fool.
how is he a big fool? He is a small boy, like u rightly said "little johnny" ... To me d boy is not fool at his age for what he did... Its funny anyway
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 24, 2012, 10:05 PM
why did they alow him to go
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Glory Skales Charity on Jul 27, 2012, 03:42 PM
He should not have been allowed to go.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Aramide olawale on Jul 27, 2012, 03:47 PM
i knew he would do something stupid.
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: Samo gideon on Jul 28, 2012, 08:15 PM
He does not know ANYTHING!
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum
Post by: MR JOKE on Jul 30, 2012, 01:05 AM
everyone knows little johnny to be a boy that does things the wrong way.he vomitted inside it and he is saying it confidently.