OGA, MADAM & Ekene.
Ekene is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes colour if u add water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Ekene, drank from d wine & topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added water, d pasties became milky & when the Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed Ekene. Ekene knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he observed.
"Ekene!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?".
Ekene: No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to the kitchen 2 meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "
Ekene retorted, "Hmmm oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name."
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go into d kitchen & then ask me a question"
Ekene accepted.
When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss". "Yes, ikem" his Boss answers. Ekene then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?" No answer.
The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to the maids room when madam no dey house?" No answer.
The Boss came out from the kitchen
shouting, "Wonders will never cease!
Ekene, It is true, when one is in the
kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name."
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie without argument."
Ekene asked if she'll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested.
She agreed.
Ekene asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or oga?"
Madam madly rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can't hear anything." - WONDERFUL KITCHEN!
Can't stop laughing
Long funny joke.I appreciate.
thanks
This is extra wonderful.
u got me laughing.