Career talks at a secondary school.
Teacher : Tell me your ambitions.
Dele: To be a politician because they drive good cars and sleep during the days when others are working.
Facrook : To be a contractor because Taxi payers money is mine. They toil for me.
Akpors: Militant, to live like a king in the creeks. Drive best cars and operate a mini refinery.
Lateef: To be a chieftain of NURTW. Politicians will always settle us for election.
Faith: To be a first lady. Plenty i gbadun, luxury of life but no work.
Otedollar: To be oil and gas importer. So that I can collect subsidy and not import anything.
Ahmed: To become a Scandal. That man has plenty money. Every day he gets billions of money from Pension, Subsidy, Haliburton, Siemens, Oil windfall, etc.
Chichi: To become a beauty queen. Just expose some part of my body and earn money. I'll go to BBA from there, do some stupid things and smile to the bank with$300,000.
Teacher was furious. He asked why students didn't mention medicine, law etc.
The students hissed at her and said those courses are for suffer head !!!
This kids want to hammer quickly without too much stress.They don't know anything yet