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Title: Funny Joke: Do not use calculator!
Post by: Becky02 on Jun 29, 2012, 04:08 PM

_calculator or any electronic devices are not allowed. | Time:- 1hr:30mins only.
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE.
1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim(c) Gov. Peter Obi
2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a) Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c) Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B) Thunder (c) ASUU (d) Patience Dame
4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know
5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John Terry (C) OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of take is took,the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken
7) I have a dream is to Luther Kingas I have no shoes is to .....
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW
10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return withBritish accent?
(a) Ebus B)Unijos (c) Uniabj (d) Malu
SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
(1B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long willit take if he was putting on"CANVASS"
(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(2B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X"
(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(3B) What are the surnames of thethree statues that welcome you toLagos?
Goodluck to you all
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Do not use calculator!
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 29, 2012, 07:00 PM
which of them is simple
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Do not use calculator!
Post by: Amynwan on Jun 29, 2012, 07:19 PM
omo you too bad 0, kudos for you on this one
Title: Re: Funny Joke: Do not use calculator!
Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 29, 2012, 07:44 PM
i can't understand your words