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ENTERTAINMENT and ADVENTURE => Jokes and Comedy => Topic started by: Becky02 on Jun 29, 2012, 04:25 PM

Title: Funny Joke: Fake Doctor!
Post by: Becky02 on Jun 29, 2012, 04:25 PM
A Journalist to a Doctor of a Mental Hospital:
"How do you determine whether to admit a patient
or not?"
Doctor: "Well, we first fill a Bathtub with water till
the top. Then give a Teaspoon,a Glass & a Bucket
to the patient & ask him / her to empty the
Bathtub."
Journalist: "Obviously a Normal Person would use
a BUCKET because it's Bigger!"
Doctor: "No you silly, a Normal Person would
Pull the DRAIN PLUG!
Admit this in Ward No. 39
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Post by: Amynwan on Jun 29, 2012, 05:16 PM
na quack doctor him be
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Post by: Jafar Anka on Jun 29, 2012, 06:08 PM
i don't no who if the doctor have ever been a mental before
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Post by: Amynwan on Sep 06, 2012, 02:57 PM
the doc is trying to behave like one of his patient, like a yoruba adage that says "bi ewe bape lara oshe a di oshe" meaning that if leaf stays long on the soap it will become soap. so i think that is what is wrong with the doctor.
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Post by: Folami David on Sep 14, 2012, 02:29 AM
This is a very crazy doctor
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Post by: Tina lawrence on Oct 07, 2012, 09:37 PM
This doctor don kolo o.How can a crazy man heal crazy patients?
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Post by: Nifemi Donald on Oct 08, 2012, 03:11 AM
fake one from her doctor.big offence