These 4 Nigerian Senators show up at the pearly gates. St. Peter has never heard of any Nigerian Senator even getting close to heaven so he goes and asks the Lord: "Jesus, there are 4 Nigerian Senators at the pearly gates. Are they supposed to be here?" Jesus says:" Well, that's highly unusual, but there's a first time for everything. Go and get their names so we can see if they're in the Book of Life."
So Peter does as He says. A couple of minutes St. Peter comes running back, out of breath. "Jesus, Jesus. They're gone!" "Who? The Nigerian Senators?", Jesus asks. Peter nods. "Not only them, but the pearly gates!"
those people where so i can't even say it